No moon tonight.
I come to the path at the edge of the woods. Blackness. I know the path is there but I am staring into nothing. I close my eyes and open them. They adjust? Still nothing.
I step out in front of me. Still gravel under my feet. Still on the path. I swing out my left hand and brush a tree trunk. When walking through the woods after two bottles of wine, tree trunks are welcome friends.
The divets in the ground are not.
I stumble along until I can dimly make out the white body of the caravan in front of me on the path. No water, no electricity, but home sweet home.
I trace my hand along the side of it and my knuckles grind along it's corrugated surface. Suddenly from out of the bushes by my feet comes a sound like a lawn mower roaring to life.
I run madly around the corner of the caravan, throw open the door, slam it close behind me. Lock it just in case. Only the sound of my breath. A pain shoots through the side of my head. In the rush to get in the caravan, I knocked my head.
Wine and boars don't mix.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Boars, Part 1
"Mira?."
"I need help."
Mira sits on the bed opposite mine. Her big cheeks are streaked with tears.
"Can you walk me back to my place?"
I do not want to walk Mira back to her place because it is 2 in the morning and it is a 20 minute hike up a blinding dark mountain road to the cottage she is staying in.
"Boar?"
"Three of them. In the road. My path was blocked." Mira stifles a sob.
"Mira, there are three free beds in this room. Why dont you sleep here ?"
Mira rises to her feet. . "I'm not a sissy." Her voice shakes "I am not afraid of pigs. But I'm in the dark. I cannot see in front of me. And I hear this horrible growling in front of me. And the bushes by the road are shaking but I cannot see them shaking. I can see nothing. I just hear this awful sound."
"I need help."
Mira sits on the bed opposite mine. Her big cheeks are streaked with tears.
"Can you walk me back to my place?"
I do not want to walk Mira back to her place because it is 2 in the morning and it is a 20 minute hike up a blinding dark mountain road to the cottage she is staying in.
"Boar?"
"Three of them. In the road. My path was blocked." Mira stifles a sob.
"Mira, there are three free beds in this room. Why dont you sleep here ?"
Mira rises to her feet. . "I'm not a sissy." Her voice shakes "I am not afraid of pigs. But I'm in the dark. I cannot see in front of me. And I hear this horrible growling in front of me. And the bushes by the road are shaking but I cannot see them shaking. I can see nothing. I just hear this awful sound."
Thursday, February 7, 2008
What I learned at Ecole Philippe Gaulier
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A good old-fashioned trashing
The bouffon workshop ended.
I decided not to continue with the melodrama workshop. I made the decision the morning of the workshop with little hesitation..
For over a week during the Bouffon workshorp I did not want to go to class. I felt sick to my stomach starting when I woke up. It was like a little animal was running in frantic circles through my intestines.
Close to lunchtime the feeling would get more intense. I tried eating a lot and drinking alcohol to make the feeling go away. Eating didn't help. Alcohol helped a little bit. I would sit on the train stare out the window. I couldn't concentrate on reading a book, a paper, listening to language lessons on my ipod. My mind wandered aimlessly.
At school the creature in my stomach grew increasingly aggressive during movement class. Two or three times during movement class, a voice in my head reminded me of what was coming next, and I felt little ball of acid pop open in my gut.
As I put on my costume, my makeup before class I focused only on the steps I needed to take. Fastening my hunchback or blackening my teeth. It was only when I would walk into the studio that a sensation of mild helplesness washed over me. I would sit on a bench around the stage and wait for it to begin.
The way I measured the class was on a scale of
1) I escaped humiliation today
2) I was humiliated today as a member of a group and therefore it was not all my fault.
3) I was humiliated today by myself, but so were many others
4) Many people were very highly praised today and I was humiliating.
5) Today almost everyone was praised as brilliant on the stage; I on the other hand was told that I was one of the worst things that had ever been seen on the stage. After the class, other students shot me sideways glances, ignored me as they made plans for the evening, and/or made nasty comments to me during the train ride back to central Paris.
#5 happened a bit more than I would have liked. In the dressing room, after class each day, I felt like a shit stain on the wall. And I resent the students (and there were quite a few of them) who treated me with less respect because I was struggling with the course. To quote another girl who had I similar experience, "I felt like the fat kid in gym class."
Of course, there was one day that I did something wonderful onstage with two other girls. The three of us had been the class flops for weeks, and then we went onstage and made something wonderful happen. That same day, all of the class prodigies went onstage and flopped. Afterwards, one of the class prodigies was kind enough to pay me a complement:
"Good work Harlan. Sometimes when you have been failing so long you just need a success to be more confident."
I think that this large, jolly (un petit peu connard?) fellow actually thought he was paying me a complement. I never did get around to slapping him...
__________
So my last month with the Gaulier school was not a Sunday afternoon picnic with the women's rotary club in northwest Alabama. I learned a lot. I don't want towrite about what I learned. I want to write about all of the nasty, egomaniacal students who showed up for this workshop. The narcissistic prick with his head ten miles up his ass, for example. I am not feeling so nice about what happened during that workshop, and I want to do some good old fashioned trashing.
_____________
Of course, thisis all a bit sentimental and indulgent. Because I dropped any pretense of writing an orderly, academic blog about this school a long time ago I don't think it matters much at this point. I should write about what I learned.
I decided not to continue with the melodrama workshop. I made the decision the morning of the workshop with little hesitation..
For over a week during the Bouffon workshorp I did not want to go to class. I felt sick to my stomach starting when I woke up. It was like a little animal was running in frantic circles through my intestines.
Close to lunchtime the feeling would get more intense. I tried eating a lot and drinking alcohol to make the feeling go away. Eating didn't help. Alcohol helped a little bit. I would sit on the train stare out the window. I couldn't concentrate on reading a book, a paper, listening to language lessons on my ipod. My mind wandered aimlessly.
At school the creature in my stomach grew increasingly aggressive during movement class. Two or three times during movement class, a voice in my head reminded me of what was coming next, and I felt little ball of acid pop open in my gut.
As I put on my costume, my makeup before class I focused only on the steps I needed to take. Fastening my hunchback or blackening my teeth. It was only when I would walk into the studio that a sensation of mild helplesness washed over me. I would sit on a bench around the stage and wait for it to begin.
The way I measured the class was on a scale of
1) I escaped humiliation today
2) I was humiliated today as a member of a group and therefore it was not all my fault.
3) I was humiliated today by myself, but so were many others
4) Many people were very highly praised today and I was humiliating.
5) Today almost everyone was praised as brilliant on the stage; I on the other hand was told that I was one of the worst things that had ever been seen on the stage. After the class, other students shot me sideways glances, ignored me as they made plans for the evening, and/or made nasty comments to me during the train ride back to central Paris.
#5 happened a bit more than I would have liked. In the dressing room, after class each day, I felt like a shit stain on the wall. And I resent the students (and there were quite a few of them) who treated me with less respect because I was struggling with the course. To quote another girl who had I similar experience, "I felt like the fat kid in gym class."
Of course, there was one day that I did something wonderful onstage with two other girls. The three of us had been the class flops for weeks, and then we went onstage and made something wonderful happen. That same day, all of the class prodigies went onstage and flopped. Afterwards, one of the class prodigies was kind enough to pay me a complement:
"Good work Harlan. Sometimes when you have been failing so long you just need a success to be more confident."
I think that this large, jolly (un petit peu connard?) fellow actually thought he was paying me a complement. I never did get around to slapping him...
__________
So my last month with the Gaulier school was not a Sunday afternoon picnic with the women's rotary club in northwest Alabama. I learned a lot. I don't want towrite about what I learned. I want to write about all of the nasty, egomaniacal students who showed up for this workshop. The narcissistic prick with his head ten miles up his ass, for example. I am not feeling so nice about what happened during that workshop, and I want to do some good old fashioned trashing.
_____________
Of course, thisis all a bit sentimental and indulgent. Because I dropped any pretense of writing an orderly, academic blog about this school a long time ago I don't think it matters much at this point. I should write about what I learned.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Diagnosis: Christianity
I'm a bit Christian, maybe.
I m sorry to admit such a thing.
When I refer to Christianity, I mean a way of thinking, of moving through life, that isn't really present.
So of course I use "Christian" lightly. (And shouldn't we all use Christians lightly?)
"When did you first begin to think you might be Christian?"
-Well I was thinking about how I always am looking forward to something else. Like Irina in Chekov's "3 Sisters." Ah to Moscow to Moscow! Ah to Heaven to Heaven. Or in my case: "Ah to France/China/some new grant scheme...."
"Are people born Christian, or is it something that happens to them in their early adulthood."
-There isn't yet enough scientific evidence to support that people have a "Christian gene," but maybe it is a cultural deficiency. I am from the United States, after all. And with a broken home to boot, my family is far from one of great moral integrity. Yes, I think my Christian tendencies got going somewhere in my early life. I was always looking forward to something else because what I am doing is so unsatisfying. Yeah. And the Christian agenda certainly doesn't help.
"Christian agenda? You believe there is a Christian agenda?"
-Google "focus on the Family." Of course there is a Christian agenda. No sex. No regular indulgence of alcohol. No mastrubation. No gluttony. These pleasures make life beautiful, make us stop and smell the roses. The Christians would have us all living in some nightmarish Norman Rockwell painting. The American Fundies, anyways.
"You're changing the subject."
-Fair enough. So the point I was making is that I am a bit Christian because I am not really alive in this life, I am always looking ahead to something else. I threw away an entire year of my life looking ahead to the next one, in fact.
"Do you believe that Chrisitianity can be cured?"
-It's a slow and painful process. And you have to want to be cured. Changes won't happen overnight. A lot of people claim to be ex-Christians but eventually fall back into their evil ways again...praying and fasting in hope of enjoying the life to come. Telling themselves that their rewards will come to them in Heaven...really it is a sort of disease, I think. A disease of the mind. Early childhood developmental problems, perhaps? It's dfficult to say.
But this is how I keep myself from living my life.
I m sorry to admit such a thing.
When I refer to Christianity, I mean a way of thinking, of moving through life, that isn't really present.
So of course I use "Christian" lightly. (And shouldn't we all use Christians lightly?)
"When did you first begin to think you might be Christian?"
-Well I was thinking about how I always am looking forward to something else. Like Irina in Chekov's "3 Sisters." Ah to Moscow to Moscow! Ah to Heaven to Heaven. Or in my case: "Ah to France/China/some new grant scheme...."
"Are people born Christian, or is it something that happens to them in their early adulthood."
-There isn't yet enough scientific evidence to support that people have a "Christian gene," but maybe it is a cultural deficiency. I am from the United States, after all. And with a broken home to boot, my family is far from one of great moral integrity. Yes, I think my Christian tendencies got going somewhere in my early life. I was always looking forward to something else because what I am doing is so unsatisfying. Yeah. And the Christian agenda certainly doesn't help.
"Christian agenda? You believe there is a Christian agenda?"
-Google "focus on the Family." Of course there is a Christian agenda. No sex. No regular indulgence of alcohol. No mastrubation. No gluttony. These pleasures make life beautiful, make us stop and smell the roses. The Christians would have us all living in some nightmarish Norman Rockwell painting. The American Fundies, anyways.
"You're changing the subject."
-Fair enough. So the point I was making is that I am a bit Christian because I am not really alive in this life, I am always looking ahead to something else. I threw away an entire year of my life looking ahead to the next one, in fact.
"Do you believe that Chrisitianity can be cured?"
-It's a slow and painful process. And you have to want to be cured. Changes won't happen overnight. A lot of people claim to be ex-Christians but eventually fall back into their evil ways again...praying and fasting in hope of enjoying the life to come. Telling themselves that their rewards will come to them in Heaven...really it is a sort of disease, I think. A disease of the mind. Early childhood developmental problems, perhaps? It's dfficult to say.
But this is how I keep myself from living my life.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
How to be Dangerous
The Sacre Coeur rises over the buildings outside of my balcony like a marvellous alien bosom, the nipple of Paris. Artificial lighting flatters the normally dirty white exterior and at night time it carries an aura of blasphemous mystery. A mosque? A boob? A nice church on the hill?
I don't mind sitting alone on my balcony- but it does get more problematic when you are falling in love with someone and stuck on a little balcony with them. A fine time to go into the details of your dead fish of a romantic life Harlan. On my balcony in Paris with a glass of wine, watching the Sacre Coeur....chin-deep in shit. I don't go out nowadays. I want to curl like a fetus into a womb of books and good wine and maybe the occasional David Bowie/Janis Joplin/Prince remix. Anyone out there want to lend me a copy of Musicology, by the way? I'm feeling a little lost without it.
I know that I came onto this blog to do something. Ah, write an entry about the course, perhaps?
It's a good thing that I am so responsible. I know how to get things done. People always say "Harlan, you sure know how to set and meet goals!" Lately, this sort of phrase has been used in a less flattering way. The other day M. le Professeur said "People with strong will power are fucking horrible people, no matter what country you are in." He gave me a sideways glance. Of course my anal retentive behavior always kept me in good standing with my academic work and I always stayed in good physical condition, ate well, etc.
Like clockwork, you know. Or any other mechanized and un-lifelike image you would like to invoke. The french students, rioting in 68, had a cry of protest that went something like "Metro, boulo, booboo." Which translates roughly as "Metro, Work, space out." It's much better in French. Why did I start down this road?
Hm. Lets back up a bit. When I began my studies with M le Professeur, I decided after 3 or 4 days to quit the school. I despised and distrusted everything that was happeneing. But then something clicked, somewhere in the second week. I began to feel more alive after class, and I would walk the streets for hours at night and dream about what had happened in the school. Something was getting prodded inside me and I couldn't be sure what it was at the time. Something I think I had learned to ignore for a very long time.
Metro Boulou Bouo Boo.
Right. And so sitting on this balcony over Monmartre and falling in love again for the first time in a very long time I remember why it is the first time in a very long time because suddenly I am a laughing idiot and a depressed maniac. Gloriously out of control.
REALLY DANGEROUS
The Bouffon does a parody of a bastard. Not a little bastard. A big bastard. Cheney, Hitler. Hussein. Jiang Qing.
I go up and do my parody of Jiang Qing. M le Prof stops me.
"Bon. Is he light? Or does he break our balls?"
-"He breaks my balls."
"Bon. You are breaking everyone's balls. I want you to try something. Snort like a pig."
NHGUF NGHUF NHGUF
"Do we love him more when he does his parody, or when he snorts like a pig?"
-"Pig."
"You have to have the pleasure to parody a bastard in a light way. When you are heavy, militant, aggressive, you make us uncomfortable with your parody. We must love you loving your parody. If you parody the bastard in a light way, and we love you, then you are really dangerous, Then the bastard, if he is watching, will want to kill you because you are dangerous, because you have power. When the performer is heavy, when they play like John Wayne in Vietnam, then they break our balls and they are like a little shitty idea. The poo of the dog at the gay Paris haridressers.
Bon. Thank you, goodbye."
BOOM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"ugh.' Me staring at the Sacre Coeur, hoping it will turn into a missile silo and blow me off my balcony for the good of all. "Maybe I just need to take some time off from this school. It's exhausting, going onstage every day and being a flop."
-He stops actors, he tells them to shut up. It is because when the actor stops, they are interesting. Fixed point.
"My god. You finally, just now, after four months, made sense of that for me."
-Huh?
"Fixed point is that. It's to stop and listen to the audience. To look for what you need to give next. Thank you."
-No problem.
I look back out at the nipple of Paris and have another swig of beer (beer tonight, not wine. I'm not feeling so classy. Or maybe I've just had a little bit too much wine every night for the last two weeks in a row. Either/or. This charming person, just like that, randomly launched into an explanation of one of the most basic concepts of this school that has elided me for four months.
You, reader, have no clue what I am talking about, perhaps? Perhaps this blog makes no sense any longer.
This school makes no sense unless you're there. That is that. It doesn't work to write about it. It's too delicate and too subtle to be written about. It may just sound like a place where you go get abused doing impossible excercises but it's not.
It's an infinitely delicate little spiderweb and I've been shitty on it for a while now with this blog, taking the wild bits and exploiting them for shock value. So I should just come out and clear that up. There is no cruelty or humiliation in this school, as far as I'm concerned. And if anything, I am a little too young and a bit too inexperienced to actually understand the subtlety of what is being asked of me.
But one thing is for sure, it is making me listen a bit more carefully.
I don't mind sitting alone on my balcony- but it does get more problematic when you are falling in love with someone and stuck on a little balcony with them. A fine time to go into the details of your dead fish of a romantic life Harlan. On my balcony in Paris with a glass of wine, watching the Sacre Coeur....chin-deep in shit. I don't go out nowadays. I want to curl like a fetus into a womb of books and good wine and maybe the occasional David Bowie/Janis Joplin/Prince remix. Anyone out there want to lend me a copy of Musicology, by the way? I'm feeling a little lost without it.
I know that I came onto this blog to do something. Ah, write an entry about the course, perhaps?
It's a good thing that I am so responsible. I know how to get things done. People always say "Harlan, you sure know how to set and meet goals!" Lately, this sort of phrase has been used in a less flattering way. The other day M. le Professeur said "People with strong will power are fucking horrible people, no matter what country you are in." He gave me a sideways glance. Of course my anal retentive behavior always kept me in good standing with my academic work and I always stayed in good physical condition, ate well, etc.
Like clockwork, you know. Or any other mechanized and un-lifelike image you would like to invoke. The french students, rioting in 68, had a cry of protest that went something like "Metro, boulo, booboo." Which translates roughly as "Metro, Work, space out." It's much better in French. Why did I start down this road?
Hm. Lets back up a bit. When I began my studies with M le Professeur, I decided after 3 or 4 days to quit the school. I despised and distrusted everything that was happeneing. But then something clicked, somewhere in the second week. I began to feel more alive after class, and I would walk the streets for hours at night and dream about what had happened in the school. Something was getting prodded inside me and I couldn't be sure what it was at the time. Something I think I had learned to ignore for a very long time.
Metro Boulou Bouo Boo.
Right. And so sitting on this balcony over Monmartre and falling in love again for the first time in a very long time I remember why it is the first time in a very long time because suddenly I am a laughing idiot and a depressed maniac. Gloriously out of control.
REALLY DANGEROUS
The Bouffon does a parody of a bastard. Not a little bastard. A big bastard. Cheney, Hitler. Hussein. Jiang Qing.
I go up and do my parody of Jiang Qing. M le Prof stops me.
"Bon. Is he light? Or does he break our balls?"
-"He breaks my balls."
"Bon. You are breaking everyone's balls. I want you to try something. Snort like a pig."
NHGUF NGHUF NHGUF
"Do we love him more when he does his parody, or when he snorts like a pig?"
-"Pig."
"You have to have the pleasure to parody a bastard in a light way. When you are heavy, militant, aggressive, you make us uncomfortable with your parody. We must love you loving your parody. If you parody the bastard in a light way, and we love you, then you are really dangerous, Then the bastard, if he is watching, will want to kill you because you are dangerous, because you have power. When the performer is heavy, when they play like John Wayne in Vietnam, then they break our balls and they are like a little shitty idea. The poo of the dog at the gay Paris haridressers.
Bon. Thank you, goodbye."
BOOM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"ugh.' Me staring at the Sacre Coeur, hoping it will turn into a missile silo and blow me off my balcony for the good of all. "Maybe I just need to take some time off from this school. It's exhausting, going onstage every day and being a flop."
-He stops actors, he tells them to shut up. It is because when the actor stops, they are interesting. Fixed point.
"My god. You finally, just now, after four months, made sense of that for me."
-Huh?
"Fixed point is that. It's to stop and listen to the audience. To look for what you need to give next. Thank you."
-No problem.
I look back out at the nipple of Paris and have another swig of beer (beer tonight, not wine. I'm not feeling so classy. Or maybe I've just had a little bit too much wine every night for the last two weeks in a row. Either/or. This charming person, just like that, randomly launched into an explanation of one of the most basic concepts of this school that has elided me for four months.
You, reader, have no clue what I am talking about, perhaps? Perhaps this blog makes no sense any longer.
This school makes no sense unless you're there. That is that. It doesn't work to write about it. It's too delicate and too subtle to be written about. It may just sound like a place where you go get abused doing impossible excercises but it's not.
It's an infinitely delicate little spiderweb and I've been shitty on it for a while now with this blog, taking the wild bits and exploiting them for shock value. So I should just come out and clear that up. There is no cruelty or humiliation in this school, as far as I'm concerned. And if anything, I am a little too young and a bit too inexperienced to actually understand the subtlety of what is being asked of me.
But one thing is for sure, it is making me listen a bit more carefully.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
The Pleasure to...oh fuck off.
BIG BOOTY
Exercise
The Bouffons stuff their butts until they are enormous. They deform their legs by tying the knees together and turn their arms into stumps.
Then they form a chorus. Music.
They have the pleasure to dance the classical ballet or striptease.
Then they have the pleasure to mock avant garde theater. One does an interpretive dance while the other speaks.
Then they pretend to be idiot boyscouts in the forest. ? le Prof explains that boyscouts are idiots who love to help. You can always tell who the idiots are because they are ready to help. Then he laughs and looks at me.
I got up for the exercise. I walk on the stage.
NO THANK YOU.
Again.
ADIOS IMMEDIATELY. CONSTIPATED PLEASURE.
Why do I have to be happy to be on the stage?
Can't I just come on stage and tell everyone to piss off? It would really feel much more honest. "Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you have come here to be entertained. And you expect me to entertain you. Now kindly piss off.
This attitude is not going to get me very far here.
With no doubt, my present attitude is getting me nowhere. I am so bored of being kicked off the stage every day before I can even open my mouth. So if I go onstage and fight to be there, well that doesn't work either. And then the other option is of course for me to go onstage and push wildly to make something interesting happen. God does that get Mr Flop in the room in a hurry.
So what DO I do? Become a factory of pleasure, on could suggest. But the lovely thing about pleasure is that it is NOT a factory. It is not something that can be ordered and produced. And it is not something my little brain can cook up a way to create.
Jesus Christ. I am not an actor with big flashing neon tubes coming out of my asshole. I like libraries and walks in the woods. I hate big parties and can only tolerate dance clubs when I am totally drunk. I like drinking wine and bullshitting about politics or literature. I am boring, Monsieur le Professeur. I am a fucking boring person. I like to read Harpers and listen to the avant-garde radio station where people use a car fender to bang the inside of a piano. I am a fucking elitist bore, it is 100 percent true! I hate having to pretend people are interesting who are totally not interesting and I walk away from them and sit in a corner and do yoga. How do you like that? I do yoga and I like it. I'm a careful, polite, and voila fucking boring person.
End of rant.
Exercise
The Bouffons stuff their butts until they are enormous. They deform their legs by tying the knees together and turn their arms into stumps.
Then they form a chorus. Music.
They have the pleasure to dance the classical ballet or striptease.
Then they have the pleasure to mock avant garde theater. One does an interpretive dance while the other speaks.
Then they pretend to be idiot boyscouts in the forest. ? le Prof explains that boyscouts are idiots who love to help. You can always tell who the idiots are because they are ready to help. Then he laughs and looks at me.
I got up for the exercise. I walk on the stage.
NO THANK YOU.
Again.
ADIOS IMMEDIATELY. CONSTIPATED PLEASURE.
Why do I have to be happy to be on the stage?
Can't I just come on stage and tell everyone to piss off? It would really feel much more honest. "Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you have come here to be entertained. And you expect me to entertain you. Now kindly piss off.
This attitude is not going to get me very far here.
With no doubt, my present attitude is getting me nowhere. I am so bored of being kicked off the stage every day before I can even open my mouth. So if I go onstage and fight to be there, well that doesn't work either. And then the other option is of course for me to go onstage and push wildly to make something interesting happen. God does that get Mr Flop in the room in a hurry.
So what DO I do? Become a factory of pleasure, on could suggest. But the lovely thing about pleasure is that it is NOT a factory. It is not something that can be ordered and produced. And it is not something my little brain can cook up a way to create.
Jesus Christ. I am not an actor with big flashing neon tubes coming out of my asshole. I like libraries and walks in the woods. I hate big parties and can only tolerate dance clubs when I am totally drunk. I like drinking wine and bullshitting about politics or literature. I am boring, Monsieur le Professeur. I am a fucking boring person. I like to read Harpers and listen to the avant-garde radio station where people use a car fender to bang the inside of a piano. I am a fucking elitist bore, it is 100 percent true! I hate having to pretend people are interesting who are totally not interesting and I walk away from them and sit in a corner and do yoga. How do you like that? I do yoga and I like it. I'm a careful, polite, and voila fucking boring person.
End of rant.
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