The Prof gives his students unique feedback

[After I finished an exercise]
Prof: “You look totally gay.”
Me: “I try.”
Prof: “You should be a model for gay clothing. In Kosovo. Gay clothing in Kosovo. In the northern part; it is more boring there.”

[After I finished an exercise with a partner]
Prof: “Bon. Absoloutely horrible. Who wants to kill the girl?” [Several students raise their hands] “And who wants to slap Monsieur?” [Several students enthusiastically offer to slap me]. “You two will open the class tomorrow. And you will suffer. A lot. Get ready tonight. Rub some cream on your body.”

Prof: [After a girl finishes an exercise] “You are from Denmark, no? You are nice and boring, like everyone in Scandanavia. Worse is Canada. Canada is top level boring. People go to Canada, walk in the woods, maybe see a bear. Terrible.”

Prof: “Thank you for that horrible moment.”

Prof: “He acts like a complete idiot. Maybe tonight you go home, you eat some fish.”

Prof: “When she moves her body, do you think that this is a beautiful body? Could she be Nureyev’s sister? Or do you think that maybe this is a hippopotamus on her birthday having an erotic crisis?”

Prof: “She has beautiful eyes. They are alive like the Virgin Mary when Joseph says ‘Lets go to restaurant.’ “

Me: “Monsieur, your class is totally different from anything I have ever done.”
Prof: “Well you are from America. American actors are very boring. I taught in America. Completely boring. Everyone.”

Prof: [After a student finishes an exercise]: “Would you like to spend six months on an island with this woman, or would you like to kill her and put her into several trash bags in the back of a London pub?”